Privacy and Cookies Policy
Beech Marketing values your privacy. It’s not like we’d look through your diary or go through your pants drawer, so rest assured your information is safe with us.
Became we watched the Wire and quite frankly the thought of going to jail scares the living shit out of us, we’ve put together this guide to how we process your information. Honestly, we’ve got to do it by law… the idea of staring at analytics and trying to find out any information about you sounds tedious we’d really rather be spending our time marketing biscuits or whatever job we’ve got on at the minute.
All of your personal information will be used in accordance with the Data Protection Act 1998. If you want to know what information we collect and hold about you, please email us at email@example.com
If you send us any of your information to know more about our services, this ends up in our email and occasionally on a spreadsheet. We’ll most likely put any information right in the bin once we’re done with it unless you have a particularly hilarious name and then it’s going up on the office wall.
Use of your information
If you don’t want to hear from us ever again, that’s absolutely fine. Just tell us to “do one” and we’ll be out of your life like that ex of yours that used to listen to Evanescence unironically.
You can do this by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will get rid of any information we hold on you. Otherwise, we may hold onto your details for a bit and holla atcha’ about what we’re up to. During our dear time together we may hit you up to :
send details of our services
contact you in response to any general of specific enquiries made by you
send you information about any upcoming things that might be of interest to you
… and that’s pretty much it. Not like we’ll be sending you a picture of our bums or anything like that. If we do, that’s not really a GDPR matter as a whole other legal issue.
And I’m not even sure if unironically is a word, let me check that.
Disclosing your Information to Third Parties
Under no circumstances would we give your information to anyone else. Ever. Not even if they ask really nicely.
Our web site may from time to time contain links to and from third party web sites. If you follow a link to their web sites, please note that these web sites have their own privacy policies and will be subject to separate terms and conditions and we do not accept any responsibility or liability for these sites. Please check the relevant privacy policies before you submit any personal data to these web sites.
What are cookies?
Cookies are small text files which a website may put on your computer when you visit. This helps to improve your user experience.
Cookies are also delicious snacks. You’re a delicious snack, too.
These can be helpful like helping the website remember any personalised user preferences (the small text files, not the foodstuffs). Other cookies track which pages you’re visiting, so the website can make improvements based on what its visitors like and dislike.
What cookies we use and why
In order to keep the site relevant and interesting to visitors, we use Google Analytics to track how people use the site. This includes how they came to the site, how they behave on the site, what browser they are using to access the site and what country they are accessing the site from. This information allows us to improve the site content based on what’s popular and what’s not, creating a better user experience.
These cookies do not communicate any personal information that could identify you in the real world, such as your name, address or email address and purely track how the site is used.
We use YouTube on the site to provide links to our videos on occasion. YouTube will also set cookies to determine video views and provide them with analytics information. They will not store anything personally identifiable.
Beech Marketing do not control the use of these cookies and you should check with YouTube if you want to know more about how they deal with this information.
Turning off cookies
Most browsers accept cookies automatically, but you can alter the settings of your browser to erase cookies of prevent automatic acceptance of cookies. Generally, you have the option to accept all cookies, be notified when a cookie is issued or reject all cookies.
We strongly recommend you keep all cookies on the website enabled to ensure the site functions correctly and to deliver a richer, more satisfying user experience. For a more satisfying experience we recommend having a lovely bubble bath and treating yourself to a cup of hot chocolate while a loved one scratches your back.
For more information about cookies… I guess Google it or whatever.
Thanks for reading, and remember… don’t be a hater, check your data!